More from Ham

And as I came down I could see sharks. Not that I'm afraid of sharks. I'm not, of course. But sharks were not in the plan. Check the itinerary, I thought. I must have landed on him. The way NASA treats its astronauts isn't the best. I don't need this, I thought. I'm a chimp. I'm in the middle of the Atlantic ... or Pacific Ocean. Not highly relevant considering there's a shark outside, I thought. Leave this to the astronauts. When I need THIS I'll let you know. I had it going in Hollywood. Hot babes, everything.