VANGUARD

On March 17, 1958, the United States launched Vanguard and it's still in space. Vanguard. A name you can count on.

Chasing Ham

Ham, I didn't mean anything by the "chimp" remark.
Ham?
Ham what is it with you today?
Ham. Hello. Ham.

Ham?




Ham, perhaps we should sing a duet together. Ham, are you still in this house?

Ham: Kid, you don't have it.
Wade: You must be joking... Look, Ham, this is chimp-o-centric humor at its best. I know you didn't take it personally. HAM PLEASE DON'T THROW THAT! Ham, this is not the type of debate I intend to engage in with you. PLEASE!

Ham and the car keys

Ham, I'm looking for my car keys. Ham?

Ham, have you seen my car keys?

Ham where is the car? You're not authorized to drive the car. You have no right to drive the car so please don't drive it.

Ham have you been driving the car again?
Ham have you been driving the car again?

Ham, I don't know how they do it in your part of the country, but here you're not allowed to drive. It's simple. No driving, Ham. Ham?

Ham.

Ham?

HAM WHERE ARE YOU?

HAM!! Have you seen my car keys?

Ham when I get my hands on you...

H A M ! ! ! ! !