Ham the Superchimp Speaks

When your up there, sailing above the world, looking down on all the other chimps... You have this feeling. This euphoric feeling. It was glorious. I could see the oceans. Of course, I guess all my fans knew that. But I suppose people don't know that I graduated Columbia. That's right. Not every chimp has a PhD from Columbia. Anyway, when I was in the rocket, I could see the bathyalic regions. Wonderful. Nothing like it. Few chimps have ever seen that. Splendid.