Ham tries time travel

Dude, I'm going for time travel...

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And as I came down I could see sharks. Not that I'm afraid of sharks. I'm not, of course. But sharks were not in the plan. Check the itinerary, I thought. I must have landed on him. The way NASA treats its astronauts isn't the best. I don't need this, I thought. I'm a chimp. I'm in the middle of the Atlantic ... or Pacific Ocean. Not highly relevant considering there's a shark outside, I thought. Leave this to the astronauts. When I need THIS I'll let you know. I had it going in Hollywood. Hot babes, everything.

Ham the Superchimp Speaks

When your up there, sailing above the world, looking down on all the other chimps... You have this feeling. This euphoric feeling. It was glorious. I could see the oceans. Of course, I guess all my fans knew that. But I suppose people don't know that I graduated Columbia. That's right. Not every chimp has a PhD from Columbia. Anyway, when I was in the rocket, I could see the bathyalic regions. Wonderful. Nothing like it. Few chimps have ever seen that. Splendid.

HAM

Ham Speaks

Call my lawyer. Hey...