Wednesday, November 14, 2012
HAM INTERVIEWS WADE (CONTINUED)
Ham: You see kid, you gotta understand the business.
Wade: Oh yeah?
Ham: Yeah. You know, I've been around a long time. Space travel, that sort of thing. It wasn't easy designing a rocket for NASA. You young guys, you think you know everything. If you're so smart, how do you get over to the next galaxy? Ever given that any thought?
Wade: Well, I... suppose that would take effort.
Ham: That's right. Think about it. Give it some thought. You expect me to work on union wages. It's ridiculous. I've been around. Got an established name. I WAS THE FIRST CHIMP IN SPACE. And besides, men are apes.
Wade: Men are apes?
Ham: That's right.
Wade: Actually, men are men and apes are apes.
Ham: What do you know?
Wade: More than you.
Ham: How do you KNOW you know more than me?
Wade: That's my view of the world.
Ham: Well...
Wade:
Ham: ... If you don't shutup, I'll cutoff this interview...
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